Friday, April 12, 2002

Review for a book that points out that God chose the Flood because "packets of irrestible biscuits that explode in the oesophagus" was not a good enough method of mass destruction.

Wednesday, April 03, 2002

Top 4 jocular Sadeian insults from page 223:
1. You rancid twopenny candle.
2. You old pumpkin stewed in cockroach juice.
3. Dirty potato face.
4. You with a cod face, with oysters for ears.

Top 6 Sadeian endearments from page 235:
1. Fresh pork of my thoughts.
2. Soft enamel of my eyes.
3. O you Olympian ambrosia.
4. Effusion of the angelic spirits.
5. Celestial kitten.
6. My Poopsie.

Wednesday, April 03, 2002

Finished reading "Reviving Ophelia."
Good quote: "We are up to our ears in alligators."
Alligator fact: I ate alligator for the first time last month. Delicious. Also ate a lime for the first time with that alligator.
Now reading "At Home with the Marquis de Sade."



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