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Thursday, January 29, 2004
Thank you to Lisa for introducing me to the new love of my life: the Surrealist Compliment Generator.
"You are as dazzling as a pregnant cow attired in electrical sockets."
"Your arms lengthen daily like the edges of a festering table."
"Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch."
"Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant."
Ah, I foresee hours of fun.
"Never pet your dog when it is on fire."
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