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Thursday, February 12, 2004
Finally, again in the pet classifieds, there is this ad:
DOG WASTE REMOVAL SERVICE
Try Us for Free!
Call Landmine 604-XXX-XXXX.
Intriguing, isn't it? They must accompany dog and owner on walks. Owner is too old or too lazy or too disgusted to scoop the poop. So that's where Dog Waste Removal Service would come in.
The part about "Call Landmine" also puzzles one. Landmines are dangerous. They maim and kill hundreds of civilians each year. However, Dog Waste Removal Service revolutionized the use of landmines in canine sanitation. Unless Landmine refers to an employee of Dog Waste Removal Service. But what sort of person goes by "Landmine" and would you want him anywhere near your dog's bottom?
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