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Thursday, February 26, 2004
Parental advice for cheering up:
Mom: Do my taxes for me. Get a boyfriend. Wait until I visit. Then you'll have balamuc (chaos).
Dad: Swear maniacally at everyone. Curse people to hell. Sneer more. Promise me you'll do this. Then I'll find you a nice boyfriend here in Alba Iulia. I have a room you can use as an office and you can teach English to nice Romanian boys and then you can decide which one you'll marry. Because a Romanian boy will really appreciate moving to Canada, they'll like you more.
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