Since writing about hamsters, opossums and Mrs. Vandertramp, I have become the destination for web searches on these topics. Someone looking for the Vandertramp matriarch stumbles on my site once
a week. Opossums search requests come through more often than hamster ones.
Having Site Meter is like being a voyeur:
- hamsters prehistoric
- eyeball chat Turkey: my left eyeballs prefers quiet nights by the fireplace; it's the right one that causes all the problems. Hours after we've gone to sleep, it's still online, chatting with forlorn turkeys in the deep south. I found hundreds of Uncle Remus transcripts saved on my computer. And when my right eyeball goes out dancing on weekend nights, it forgets to call home and let me know that it'll be out late.
- slipper spank OR spanked OR spanking
- live flamboyant cuttlefish for sale for home aquariums: flamboyant cuttlefish escape from Las Vegas aquarium, hitch-hiking on a lonely stretch of desert highway, they are unwittingly picked up by an unscrupulous flamboyant cuttlefish peddler. Locked in the trunk, their screams muffled under strips of duct tape, they tearfully await their doom.
- visigoth jewellry: I am the sole authority in this field.
- kidnapper nereide
- taiwanese english tickled to death
- car freshener SPAIN: don't you hate it when you go to Spain, enjoy the smells of their car fresheners, you bring a few home and they lose their scent after a few days. Then you need to restock your supplies and you turn to the internet. There's gotta be someone online selling Spanish car fresheners.
- short tail opossoms for sale: they're only $2.99. Send credit card numbers and expiry dates to
- naked-horse riding girl: Transylvanian way of worming out vampires
- how long does the baby mandrill stay with its mom: until it can eat with a fork and knife.
- bicycle porn: most Art History majors at my alma mater went through a class we affectionately called Sex with Serge. Who knew that Dada was so perverted?
- black butts male muscles: ah ha.
- alba iulia sex nights: if you live in Alba Iulia and you don't know where to get sex nights, you are obviously a bigger geek than yours truly. It's such a small town, I know who you are.
- brazilian word bum-bum: a corporate balloon?