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Tuesday, May 18, 2004
A ton of work to do, but the poodles in galoshes have been revolting.
They set fire to my worm compost box. Casualties: Ernie the Surfing Worm and Smithy Jones, also known as Smithy the Cruel.
They clogged my shower with their toenail clippings and my prized towel collection. Casualties: my prized towel collection. 100% Martian cotton.
They messed up my hair. Casualties: Farrah Fawcett do that alarms, not entices.
They filled their galoshes with lemonade and doused me with it. Casualties: everything I touch becomes sticky sweet. I am plastered in supermarket receipts, bits of yarn, and lost pet posters.
They danced on my roof all night. Casualties: a good night's rest. They may have stuffed an owl into the chimney.
Drat those Poodles in Galoshes!
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