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Monday, September 20, 2004
I have advanced mad science forward ten notches.
No longer do we face complacent vegetarian rabbits. Thanks to me and a few tiger genes, I have created a cuddly ferocious version of a lagomorph. Captured on film, I unleashed upon little fluffy a wolf fed on yoghurt for a week. The results sent a delighted shudder through me down to the tips of my fingers. I've done it, by Jove!
I bred the sample rabbits, or tibbits. The rabbit's thirty day gestation period ensured that six months later I had an army of tibbits. I then strategically released a few tibbits onto well-trafficked hiking trails. Already news of my creation's invincibility captured major headlines around the country.
Bwa ha ha!
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