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Tuesday, September 07, 2004
You know how amputees get phantom itches on their dismembered limbs?
After that cocker spaniel ("Bianca") bit me last week, I had tactile flashbacks on the very hand that was bit. And that got me thinking. I have never been stung by a bee. Nor have I broken any bones. A tiger once bit me, however. And that set off the phantom bites in the tiger-bitten leg.
Moral: Never trust a zookeeper who says you can pet the tigers.
(The tiger came from here.)
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