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Saturday, October 16, 2004
Martha Stewart passed the one-week prison time mark. My sister tells me she plays Scrabble now with the other inmates. Martha won her latest bout by forming the word escapee.
My sister warns that Martha is not in the regular prison. She's in prison orientation now.
Heidi Fleiss said that in prison, 95% of women become lesbians.
I do hope next year's Martha Stewart Living has prison chic.
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