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Monday, January 24, 2005
Which Extremity of the World Are You?
From the towering colossi at Rum and Monkey.
You are the single biggest feature of the surface of the Earth. You cover 28% of the planet, more than all the land put together, and contain enough water to fill the moon. You also contain, almost as an afterthought, four-fifths of the world's islands. If your coastline were to be stretched out straight, it would reach around the world five times, and a lot of people would get very wet indeed.
I wanted to be Al-Azizyah, Libya, the hottest place on earth. I'll study harder next time.
I do recommend this quiz. In fact, if you are too lazy to follow the links, let me ask you the following questions:
1. Has sex ever been interrupted for you by your partner stopping to take your pulse?
2. Do you harbour whales?
3. Kittens! They're dying. In pain. Look at them writhe. Writhe, writhe, writhe. Cat hurt. Are you some kind of monster?
4. Have you ever obliterated a village?
5. Would you consider yourself to have nurtured and advanced civilisation recently? Describe in an essay no shorter than 500000 words.
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