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Sunday, July 23, 2006
Turns out Rurality's garden was visited by the worms as well. Sure, she claims it's just the hot weather splitting open the tomatoes. The poor woman is deluding herself. And most people do when they get such a forceful message from the slimy ones.
Unlike the lowercase worms in Phyllis Smith's Arkansas, Rurality's Alabama ones have left the caps lock on. The "HI" looks aggressive. It's as if they are a bunch of worm thugs out for trouble. "HI" they grunt, right before they trip you and run off with your wallet. Rurality, don't fall for it. Just walk away.
You know, I think Phyllis Smith's worms were trying to write "Kiss" and got interrupted. Which is a lot more scary, if you ask me!Post a Comment