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Tuesday, January 02, 2007
With all the recent flap about the combined crotches of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, I am reminded of the words of Sheik Taj Aldin al-Hilali:
If you take uncovered meat and put it on the street, on the pavement, in a garden, in a park or in the backyard, without a cover and the cats eat it, is it the fault of the cat or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem.As if proving the truth of the Australian cleric's words, pervy types roam around seeking out celebrity upskirt photos.* They also tend to use similarly colourful and oddly hunger-inducing descriptions to explain the pink taco.
The Top Ten Food-Related Celebrity Vaginal Descriptions
Collected from comments here, here, here, here and here.
While the head to twat connection may be a bit far for some to make, I could not help but be reminded of one of my favourite sites of yore, The Hats of Meat site:
If one were a vegetarian, I suppose the paintings of Georgia O'Keefe. might do.
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Lyn: Meat hats...I was going to say reminds me of the vaginal hats that I once saw, but then I thought, hey, did I ever see vagina-shaped hats? Those Vagina Monologues must have switched a few memories on me.
Drucker: Ah, the famous O'Keefe...flowers are such a nicer way of describing female anatomy.
No Milk: These were the nicer ones. I wonder if I should have used the sun-dried dog food one.